Scenario: you are an American video game nerd walking through Japan and you come upon THIS storefront. According to my friend who took the picture, the translation is “Super Pac-Man.” You’d most certainly go inside ANY place named “Super Pac-Man”, right? Of course you would. So what kind of place is “Super Pac-Man”?

a.) a video game store that opens at 9 am

b.) a popular cat hang out

c.) a video game store that also sells bullet train tickets

d.) a blow job joint.

Time’s up! The correct answer is….D. A fellatio emporium in Japan’s red light district. Continue Y/N? Well, I guess you’re either gonna find one of two things inside.

This….

But, most likely, this….

Who would frequent a place like this? Oh, right. Once again…it’s probably me.