Well, I’m off to Ohio to film little girls dancing. So let’s close out the week with the coolest kids on the internet and their re-make of Silence of the Lambs. They’re fans of the site, and I see a little of myself in these fellas. When I was the age of these kids, I was remaking Batman in my bedroom with a Beta-Max camera. My friend Joe was making Abortion Videos with Action Figures. This continues that fantastic spirit. All you need to know is in their description: “This video took us days to make…During buffalo bills make up session…he tortures his victim with dolls…..Inspector Chubbs interrogates Hannibal…….and Hannibal winds up having the best dinner of his life.”

Also, they relentlessly call the kid from Snowman Domination fat, and I don’t know if it’s wrong of me to laugh, or why he puts up with it, but…it’s kind of awesome. I love that kid.

I never thought I’d see the day when Tales of the Gold Monkey arrived on DVD (or “The Gold Monkey,” as the original promo advertised, confusing the audience and leaving too much room for interpretation. Were these “Brief Anecdotes of the Gold Monkey”? “Third-Hand Information About The Gold Monkey”? No. Clearly, these were Tales, and the later title better reflected that.)

I think I’d rather watch more videos from Know More Monkeys (AKA, the coolest kids ever) in which they beat a snowman’s head in with a skateboard. Though I’m pretty sure there are already DVDs out there called “Snowman Domination,” if only in Japan.