I don’t know where Ben and Katie found this Bachelorette Party tape. I don’t know where my friend DJ Daymage found the awesome spark of genius to mix MJ’s “Rock With You” with Daft Punk’s “Something About Us.” But I felt I had to put it all together in one gloriously hairy, banana-hammock swinging, motorcycle-helmet wearing orgy for you to enjoy. Turn the lights low, baby. And just groove on this.

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