This guy, Jim Silver, used to work for Wizard Magazine, and now he runs something called Time to Play Magazine, which I believe is somewhat successful (?). I don’t really know much about him other than that. But if I were to wager a guess on why the magazine is successful, I would say it’s because of the videos on their site of this guy play-testing toys. They’re…odd. If you Chop & Screw the videos, though, they’re much better. It’s Wipey Dipey time, children.

Pictured: Not Steve Brule.

Ladies, if you ever see this guy, get outta town. Unless it is of paramount importance for you to find someone’s wife, of course. If that’s the case, find out all you can about the husband and his entire family. Genealogy is creepy, man.

“Crack the identity of that woman. Look at the husbands dealings. Trace his entire family…Go now…”