At Comic-Con this year, I sat through a panel where all Milo Venteigsg….Ventigla…Peter Petrelli from Heroes could talk about was this new Top Cow comic book he was doing called “Berserker.” I was excited until I learned it was another superhero comic, and not a comic version of 1987’s “Berserker: The Nordic Curse.” Because in the world I live in, there is only one property that lays claim to the name “Berserker,” and it’s about a Nordic Curse, a Killer Bear, a creepy groundskeeper named Pappy Nyquist and a whole lot of straight white dudes pouring beer all over each other and wrestling.

There’s one thing I can’t shake though (besides the slloooow scenery pan the director decides to use RIGHT when the rock kicks in), and that’s this: what in the hell are the lyrics to this song?

“you’re a cooool dude, you got your BS in Social Science.” Really? That can’t be it. “Stop feeding me all of that bowl of brown lice?” What? ”

[Thanks to Junkstore Jesse Thompson for forcing me to watch this movie at gunpoint!]