What’s in the God Box?
I avoid eye contact with three things, and I’ve gotten pretty good at spotting them from 50 yards out: Evangelicals, Homeless Dudes and Abortions. Not people for or against abortions, just actual abortions…like in a box on the side of the road or whatever. Usually it just ends up being some old pizza, but I’m always afraid I’ll come face to face with one (or face to mostly-formed-face, I suppose). ANYWAY, I end up walking past this booth with this box:
“What’s in the Box??!? WHAT’S IN THE BOX WHAT’S IN THE BOXXX?!?!”
There’s all these bible verses hanging on the booth, and this guy is just standing next to the box smiling. Another thing I’ve learned to watch out for, is guys standing next to boxes with holes cut in the top. It’s like the old saying goes: Fool me once, I grabbed a dick. Fool me TWICE…
Plus, there could be any number of abortions, homeless guys, more Evangelicals, Gweneth Paltrow’s head…it’s just freaking me out. But clearly, it’s okay for children over 12.
So let’s check it out, ya Dingus!
Simply amazing. Kudos, nice old man. Kudos. Your life will be spared when Pan, The Goat God, returns to Earth for the final vanquishing.
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I want that painting over my fireplace.
Seems like the editing on the text leaves a little to be desired. Did they forget the R or was it just for dramatic effect? Either way, I can give two shits about it’s contents.
I love when he asks “What man-made thing got into heaven?” and you said “Jesus?”
HAHAHAAA!
What’s extra nifty is that these are actually heresies with names and body counts to go with them