Corey Haim: This Is It
Godspeed, Frog Brother #1. I guess this finally answers The Thrills’ enduring question. Truly, Haim turned never closing your mouth into an art. Here’s some clips of a video I wish I’d bought last week. Not surprisingly, it’s about $100 on eBay now. Vultures.
…And my favorite all-time Corey Haim scene, in which Corey fends off a group of rollerblading thugs with a handful of fruit and a flame-throwing Super Soaker: all from Nicole Eggert’s shopping cart.
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No foolin’, that Haim video diary helped bring Mrs. Junkstore and I together. Needless to say, we’re pretty upset about this turn of events. In a completely non-ironic way, to boot.
Did he have some sort of physical defect where his mouth just WOULDN’T EVER STAY CLOSED?