I Have Mixed Feelings About my Mixed Feelings
Ironically, the fact that my wife would see this card and buy it without hesitation is one of the reasons I married her. This card has the kind of non-committal sentiment that says “let’s make this weirder than it already is”
Being somewhat of a talented Greeting Card designer, I decided to do a little Freelance work for Carlton Cards in Cleveland, OH to expand this fantastic line:
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And then one that doesn’t split hairs…
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I wish someone had sent me that first card during my divorce. And that third card during The Great Unpleasantness.
What sort of maniac even LOOKS for a card to give someone for their divorce? “I guess I should stop at Hallmark on the way home – George’s wife left him.”
Furthermore, what do you do with a card that acknowledges your failed marriage – put it on the mantle? “What’s that over there, George?” “Oh, that’s a happy divorce card I got from Ward. Nice of him to think of me.”
Do you save it forever in a keepsake box, to look at 20 years later. “Hey, I got this 3 days after my ex-wfie called to demand I take her name off the phone bill. Ah, memories!”
Dear lord….that picture of that baby… Good god, it makes me nearly do a spit take every time I look at it.