DANCE DANCE RESURRECTION
I’m no stranger to gospel music, techno mash-ups or inappropriate religious iconography…so perhaps that’s why this perfect storm of videos (brought to my attention by Bryan Sandlegs Morrelli) is something I will never, ever, ever stop enjoying. Just try not to Get The Ghost when you watch these. Like, every time I see them I want to go out of my mind. I want to fly a cross shaped jet at supersonic speed. I want to cut someone’s head off with communion wafer ninja stars. I want blood to spray out of a Virgin Mary statue’s eyes like a fire hose and knock everyone over in the first 3 rows. I want to LIVE, dammit! LIVE!!!!
Shown: The one they call The Executioner.
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“Oh my fucking gosh … Trust me! This one’s a stinker!”
The best thing about the internet is everything conceivable eventually comes to be.
That is also the worst thing about the internet.
That said, these mashups are in the former camp.