You won’t find a finer line between a $10 candle and a $0.25 clearance item than this little gem. It’s a great example of a tiny, tiny mistake that must have cost this company a wheelbarrow full of money, and eventually landed pallets full of them in the bargain warehouse I found it in (IE: my all-time favorite crap store, Dane’s Discount on Stevenson across from the Deja Vu strip club/pizza place).

Can you spot the error? If you have a lisp, then probably not.

This most certainly got some religious product wholesaler guy fired during one of those wonderfully passive-aggressive arguments Christians get in. Those are the arguments where if you disagree with someone, they tell you “why don’t you pray on that first,” which is code for “why don’t you re-think your opinion until it fits mine.” You know, something like this:

Me: I don’t think we should have to get in the lake if we don’t want to.

Church Camp guy: Why don’t you pray on that.

Me: I did. And I don’ t think Jesus wants me in the goddamned lake.

Church Camp guy: I’m gonna ask you to go ahead and pray on that.

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