World’s Worst Name For A Hot Dog Place
Ok, I take that back…world’s worst name for anything food related.
Say what you want, T-Balls gets some great online reviews. And by great, I mean “great” reviews of their “food” on the “internet” about “Chicago Style Hot Dogs,” (according to these reviewers).
This first review was obviously written by an alien, who walks among us trying our flavors and customs for the first time.
Shown: Nick Chaney and friends trying out “cheeze poppers” and something called “colloflower”! And what’s this “GYRO” you speak of? TAKE ME TO IT!!!!!!??!
This review also reveals that the owner of T-Balls is actually a guy named Tom Ball, which makes this restaurant: A.) totally literal, and not at all about the game of Tee-Ball like I thought it was and B.) worthy of ridicule for it’s willful exclusion of the possessive apostrophe.
Also, If my wife ever asks me to go to a hole in the wall called T-Balls, she’s usually not talking about a restaurant…
Ok, I can’t tell if this lady is being sincere or just an asshole. Unlike this guy…
Ok, I may or may not have put that review up. I realize those are my only two options. Speculate as you must.
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T-Balls! Love that place. It’s right next to T-Bags. They make a mean chai latte. And they’re seriously mean about it; each one gets a full-on balls dunk before they serve it to you.