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This “Mountain Fury” clip comes courtesy of my pal Junkstore Jesse, who mailed me this VHS with the tagline “If you go into the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise!” I had no idea this is what they meant. Never before have two actors said so much without saying a single word. I think you’ll agree.
That’s funny, because I had the exact same reaction when I saw a scene like that, in a movie that promises THIS on the cover. I want my 50 cents back! In retrospect, maybe the title’s use of the “Seventies Tee-Shirt Font” (where the “Dokken Font” should clearly have been engaged) should have raised more than one red flag. And why are those tiny men rappelling into that woman’s hair? Don’t be a hero, soldier!!!!! You’ll never make it!!!
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How could I have given this up!? And why is that woman so upset? Is that the fury of the mountain we see in her eyes? Or in the “Ehh, whaddaya gonna do…” shrug of that dude’s shoulders?
That mountain guy is so helpful.
The only way I can explain that reaction is if the couple coming out of the cabin are brother and sister.
great buddy