“Hey boss, did you get a chance to check out the Appetizer inserts I mocked up?”

“Yeah, I already put them in all the dispensers.”

“WHAT!??! That was a test printing! You’re supposed to approve them first! Oh god…oh god…It’s in 15-point Arial font for Christ’s Sake! It’s spelled Ape-Tizer! I stole that baseball picture from DeviantArt and didn’t give an artist credit! Oh god, you fucking idiot, we’re all ruined! RUINED!!!!!!” [slits own throat]

Anyway, that’s how I picture it went down. Saw this on my table tonight at a sports bar in Japan. What’s that dear? We weren’t in Japan? Ok, then I have no explanation for this. I would have asked the waitress but she was too busy not refilling my goddamn iced tea.

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