You sir, are a COOOOOOL DUDE!
At Comic-Con this year, I sat through a panel where all Milo Venteigsg….Ventigla…Peter Petrelli from Heroes could talk about was this new Top Cow comic book he was doing called “Berserker.” I was excited until I learned it was another superhero comic, and not a comic version of 1987′s “Berserker: The Nordic Curse.” Because in the world I live in, there is only one property that lays claim to the name “Berserker,” and it’s about a Nordic Curse, a Killer Bear, a creepy groundskeeper named Pappy Nyquist and a whole lot of straight white dudes pouring beer all over each other and wrestling.
There’s one thing I can’t shake though (besides the slloooow scenery pan the director decides to use RIGHT when the rock kicks in), and that’s this: what in the hell are the lyrics to this song?
“you’re a cooool dude, you got your BS in Social Science.” Really? That can’t be it. “Stop feeding me all of that bowl of brown lice?” What? ”
[Thanks to Junkstore Jesse Thompson for forcing me to watch this movie at gunpoint!]
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One of the gayest things I’ve ever seen.
Can you imagine being stuck in the woods with these assholes, showboating on ATVs and jumping in the lake all day? I think I’d throw myself in a ravine.
I must give credit where credit’s due … this was actually my lovely wife’s movie, and I believe she insisted on us watching it. That’s why I married her!
But in the clip above, I love the background singers, with their joyous, punctuated exclamations of “STOP!” Stop what? Being cool? Fuck that shit!
That song gets better each time I hear it. I like the line after the brown lice one– it sounds like “giving me all of your ‘gine!” “Gine” is what I’m going to consider shorthand for “vagina.”