Chris Eats a Big Bowl of Cock Soup
“Cock Soup: Tastes like Ass!”
For years, people have been telling me, “Hey Ward, go eat a big bowl of cock soup.” So I finally took it upon myself to do just that—cook a giant bowl of authentic Jamaican flavoured Cock Soup with my Sous Chef Cricket the Cat assisting in the cooking. Bon Appetit!
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I’d ask how cock tastes, but I don’t really want to know. I already feel guilty enough when getting a blowjob.
Oh Hodges, you had to go there. Real classy. Oh good for YOU!!!!
OH GOOD FOR YOU, WARD. AND HOW WAS THE COCK SOUP?
I think the fact they’re spelling it “flavoUred” makes it classy.
I’m contacting PETA. You can’t cock tease a cat like that, post it on the internet, and expect to get away with it.
Cruelty at its worst!
But did your cat enjoy the cock? He dresses like a gay porn star.
I think Champ had the right idea.
You should’ve added some vag-etables! Ho har hee ho!
VAG-tables!??! Oh god. That reminds me, Joe came up with the “Cock Soup: Tastes like Ass!” tagline. He deserves the credit for that joke. I don’t want the credit.
I clicked the comments tab expecting to read all these great compliments and in depth discussion about my music, but all I see are people talking about cock.
Joe, your music compliments cock nicely.
I did have a question about the music – which came first: the music, or the video? Because it seems to match really well.
Your completely vacant reaction upon trying that piping hot bowl of salty cock made my innards curdle a touch. I guess Cricket did know what he was missing.