Chris Eats a Big Bowl of Cock Soup

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“Cock Soup: Tastes like Ass!”

For years, people have been telling me, “Hey Ward, go eat a big bowl of cock soup.” So I finally took it upon myself to do just that—cook a giant bowl of authentic Jamaican flavoured Cock Soup with my Sous Chef Cricket the Cat assisting in the cooking. Bon Appetit!

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13 Responses to “Chris Eats a Big Bowl of Cock Soup”

  1. Padre Hodges says:

    I’d ask how cock tastes, but I don’t really want to know. I already feel guilty enough when getting a blowjob.

  2. Chris Ward says:

    Oh Hodges, you had to go there. Real classy. Oh good for YOU!!!!

  3. Padre Hodges says:

    OH GOOD FOR YOU, WARD. AND HOW WAS THE COCK SOUP?

  4. Padre Hodges says:

    I think the fact they’re spelling it “flavoUred” makes it classy.

  5. I’m contacting PETA. You can’t cock tease a cat like that, post it on the internet, and expect to get away with it.

    Cruelty at its worst!

  6. Won’t Someone Think of the Cocks Zoss says:

    But did your cat enjoy the cock? He dresses like a gay porn star.

  7. Jesse says:

    I think Champ had the right idea.
    You should’ve added some vag-etables! Ho har hee ho!

  8. Cocks Ward says:

    VAG-tables!??! Oh god. That reminds me, Joe came up with the “Cock Soup: Tastes like Ass!” tagline. He deserves the credit for that joke. I don’t want the credit.

  9. Joe says:

    I clicked the comments tab expecting to read all these great compliments and in depth discussion about my music, but all I see are people talking about cock.

  10. SWARD says:

    Joe, your music compliments cock nicely.

  11. Padre Hodges says:

    I did have a question about the music – which came first: the music, or the video? Because it seems to match really well.

  12. Bacon Bit Bewbs says:

    Your completely vacant reaction upon trying that piping hot bowl of salty cock made my innards curdle a touch. I guess Cricket did know what he was missing.

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