[Chris is en route to San Diego ComiCon, so please enjoy this classic post. Should his plane not make it, a Garfield Butthole Joke will be his rightful legacy]

I was standing inside a Cracker Barrel gift shop (as I do once a week, staring strangers directly in the eye over by the Roy Clark Banjo Box Set section) and this is sitting on the DVD rack. Aside from the obvious question (”Cracker Barrel carries DVDs in addition to breaded okra?”) I had a few more:

Two things you did not know before you read this post: Garfield’s butthole is on his tail, and someone actually greenlit a DVD called “Garfield Fantasies.”

It’s the damnedest thing, because I came across these movies at the very same Cracker Barrel:

So…who’s hungry for Cracker Barrel’s Fireside Country Skillet with Sawmill Gravy? Made with real sawdust!

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