IF YOU ARE LOST AND SEE THIS MAN, KEEP DRIVING
This classic video is what I like to call “an endurance test.” Sent to me by Professor John Dodd on one of his famous mix-tapes, I couldn’t believe what I was witnessing here. What I love about John’s mix tapes is that they consist of stuff that was probably passed around in weird underground circles in the days before YouTube: dubs of Scarface over Peanuts, vulgar car commercials, Flinstones smoking Winston cigarettes. Stuff no one was supposed to see that, somehow, a select, lucky few got to witness because a friend of a friend they worked with somehow ended up with Porky Pig saying “Son of a Bitch” on a tape. You know, how the early South Park short got around. It’s a “where did this come from?!?” quality, like the crude, Xeroxed office jokes of old starring X-Rated cartoons that end up on the bulletin board at grease monkey garage. It has a charm that YouTube lacks. And since this is also on FunnyOrDie, even less so. But because I can’t make it too all of your houses with my briefcase full of weirdo VHS tapes, here it is on YouTube.
One thing’s for sure, this is why LarryQuest maps didn’t take off in 1993, causing the DotCom bubble to burst once and for all
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I made it about 2 minutes.
“We can sing together but we can’t talk together.”
Doesn’t a left and three rights get you back where you started? I’d love to see actual, non-retard directions next to the LarryQuest directions.
LarryQuest: (see above)
MapQuest: Drive north 45 feet, turn right at Elmwood. TOTAL DISTANCE: 46 feet.